Q. When is your birthday?
A. November 19th.

Q. What is your favorite word?
A. Hello.

Q. What is your least favorite word?
A. Goodbye.

Q. What turns you on?
A. Softness, honesty, passion, legs, and truth.

Q. What turns you off?
A. Hardness, liars, lethargy, hairy legs, and pain.

Q. What sound do you love?
A. Laughter. There is also a particular silence that I love. It's a kind of dead summer evening quietness. It doesn't get dark in Ireland during the summer until 10.30 at night. I always remember lying in the garden and listening, it's almost like you've got supersonic hearing, the silence is that deafening.

Q. What sound do you hate?
A. Traffic, alarm clocks, late night phone rings.

Q. What is your favorite curse word?
A. "Fuck Off". Delivered with sentiment and eye contact.

Q. What profession other than yours, would you like to attempt?
A. Wine taster.

Q. What profession would you not like to participate in?
A. Debt collector.

Q. If heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates?
A. "The bar is over there, it's open all night, Everybody you've ever loved and cared for who went before you is in there waiting, Enjoy your stay."